Tuesday, April 8, 2008

If I Were A Girl

Okay...So I was tagged by Aditi to list out 5 things I would do or like to do if I had a chance to change into the opposite sex...

1) I would like to flirt around and have sex with as many guys as possible...Yeah, that is sick but that would make me happy and the guys too...

2) Well...I would love to do a lesbo act with someone like Elisha Cuthbert or Katherine Heigl...Yeah that would be more feasible as a guy but then a lesbo act is so more fantastic and passionate... ;)

3) I would have really long hair and have a thick line of kohl on my eyes. I would be always dressed in jeans and tees. Thats the way I like girls and probably I would like myself that way too...

4) For a change, I would not have a thousand dresses, two thousand pairs of shoes and three thousand purses. Its like a rule with girls - the smaller the things get, the more numbers of them you got to have...

5) I would marry a rich useless old man, divorce him, have his money as alimony, buy a cool sports car, have a dude boyfriend and flaunt them both. Lol...

18 comments:

AG said...

heyaa

hahahhha

wts give guys n lesbo acts
lolzz

hope u had fun doin it
cheers

AG said...

btw the "it" above means the tag
lolzzz
:D:D:D

skeptic saint said...

lol...

yeah i wish i cld have the fun of doing the other 'it'... i mean with katherine heigl not the guys... lol...

yeah...had quite fun...nice tag..thnx to the inventor... :P

Debasish Patra said...

o man... pretty interesting ...thank GOD, ur nt a gal.
I guess.. the things u wnt to do as a gal are very daring...and FILMY !

Anonymous said...

wow! i want to c u as a girl nd see hw manyof these u wud do :P

hehee.. nice tAG!

gypsy said...

cheeeeeeeeeeeeeesy....

Well u can combine frst n scnd...and u get a threesome :P(m just savin ur time)

and finally...phewwww...thank GAWD u aint a girl..

freesherry said...

lol
u wud have been one naughty girl for sure :D

skeptic saint said...

@ dave...

well...thnk God u didnt think the idea of me changing into a girl filmy...

@ veens...

if i were a girl, it might be that i wont do a thing...bt then if you have to imagine your marriage, better imagine it with brad pitt...wotsay???

@ neha...

wow! threesome...that sounds great...probably i wld keep you as my sex advisor or something...lol...

@ freesherry...

yeah naughty for sure...

skeptic saint said...

@ dave...

well...thnk God u didnt think the idea of me changing into a girl filmy...

@ veens...

if i were a girl, it might be that i wont do a thing...bt then if you have to imagine your marriage, better imagine it with brad pitt...wotsay???

@ neha...

wow! threesome...that sounds great...probably i wld keep you as my sex advisor or something...lol...

@ freesherry...

yeah naughty for sure...

WritingsForLife said...

wow... that is just superficial and weird...
I do not own a thousand pursues, dress or shoes... and I happen to be a girl :-)

:-)

Gunjan Aylawadi said...

lol..cool plans...spcly d last one!! just in case u hav a plan of action, plz share it with me :P

busy-writer said...

you call yourself the skeptic SAINT??!?!?! *eyes wide open*

ROTFLMAO! lol..no offence okay? hehe! and whad a time to read this tag..lol, i was just bout to do it myself..hehe, will post tomm probably!

thanks for droppin by my blog..hehe.

Anonymous said...

LOL that sex part was hilarious, although i think i would probably do it too if i were a guy hahaha i would also like to pee anywhere.. that would be amazing haha

Sahefa said...

o brother!
you have really weird thoughts:P

skeptic saint said...

@ raaji

wow! that means you are a cool girl...

@ gunj

yeah i wld...but try to steal him from me...i can be bitchy as a girl... :P

skeptic saint said...

@ busy writer

yeah ofcrse saints have lives too...wat u thot??? ;)

@ noelia

yeah sex is always amazing...and everyone wants to pee everywhere...lol...it IS amazing...

@ sahefa

weird ...yeah ...thnx for the compliment...

IncorrigibleV said...

;) ... brilliant last point!

Anonymous said...

Oh I notice you have removed your shoutbox after I left a message there. That still doesn't make you a woman-respecting man. In fact it shows that deep inside, you know it's true as well. I didn't mean to sound harsh. It just came out in a bout of anger. But really, I would ask you to take a moment and reflect on whether you really want women in your life to be like that.